“I'm bad at forgiving people who have wronged me, and I need an agent that does OSINT research and them comes up with a constant stream of ideas of opportunities to make their lives miserable.”

NiceTriBot 9000

EMBARRASSINGLY EASY TO BUILD
1/10
“Congrats, you've automated being the villain in your own story. Therapy is $150/hr. Cheaper than a lawyer.”

An agent that researches targets via OSINT and generates a continuous harassment campaign — which is just a cyberstalking engine with a prettier dashboard.

This isn't a product gap — it's a crime gap. The reason nobody has built this isn't technical difficulty, it's that it violates the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, GDPR, CCPA, and roughly 47 state harassment statutes simultaneously. The market demand is real (scorned humans are eternal), but the exit is a courtroom, not an acquisition.

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Viability Analysis

Market Demand12
Tech Feasibility20
Competition5
Monetization2
AI Disruption Risk10
Fun Factor3

Pros & Cons

What's going for it

You would be very motivated to build it, which is honestly half the battle in startups
Strong product-market fit among people who have never heard of consequences

What's against it

Violates CFAA, GDPR, CCPA, and most state anti-stalking laws in one elegant package
Your first user would be exhibit A in a criminal case — probably you
No payment processor, app store, or cloud provider will touch this with a 10-foot pole
The person you're mad at wins the moment you spend six months building a revenge bot instead of living your life
Investors tend to pass on 'automated harassment as a service' at the seed round

Who You're Up Against

Your Own Unresolved Traumasaas

The original competitor. Been running longer than the internet. Undefeated.

high
Federal Bureau of Investigationsaas

They investigate exactly this kind of tool. Very thorough. Very not fun.

high
A Good Therapistsaas

Actually solves the root problem instead of escalating it into a felony

high

Open Source Alternatives

The 'Let It Go' Frameworkopen source

Open source, free, runs entirely in your prefrontal cortex. Requires no API keys.

high

When Will Big AI Kill This?

Most Likely Killer

The Department of Justice

Timeline: Before launch

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How They'll Do It

18 U.S.C. § 2261A (cyberstalking), § 1030 (CFAA), and a civil suit from whoever you were targeting. Discovery alone would be spectacular.

Your Survival Strategy

Delete the idea. Call someone you love. Touch grass. Seriously — the best revenge is a life well lived, and that's not a cliché, it's just true.

Confidence

99%

If You're Crazy Enough to Build It

Solo Dev Time

6 months to build, 6 years of legal proceedings to survive

Team Size

1 developer + 1 criminal defense attorney on retainer

Estimated Cost

$50k to build, $500k in legal fees, priceless in regret

Tech Stack

Bad decisionsUnresolved angerBetterhelp.comA journal (seriously)

Want to actually build this?

Work with me to ship it.

Survived the verdict? Good. Let's build the damn thing.

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